Weather report
The TV shows the latest news
Rain and snow are on the move
Ice will spread over the land
Gripped in winter's icy hand
Schools are closed, roads are empty
Supermarkets purged of plenty
Stay indoors, and do not doubt
Its dangerous when you go out
On the sidewalk you may slip
And break you skull or bruise your hip
Or freeze to death in the winter chill
And slowly die as your heart stands still
Don't drive your car
You'll have a smash
And that will cost you
Lots of cash
The commentator and weatherman
Show you charts as best they can
That show the cyclones on the way
To bring bad weather for today
Every hour the same is shown
Telling you to stay at home
And not to challenge what is said
The best thing is to stay in bed
A flake of snow, a drop of rain
Tapping on my window pane
death and destruction all around
As the snow against your window pounds
We used to call it weather here
But now the people live in fear
Of changing seasons, snow and rain
Somehow this seems quite insane
I went out into the world today
Cast all caution far away
I drove my car all through the snow
And walking also I did go
I'm still alive, How can this be?
Have the Weathermen lied to me?
